Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!Ģ7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!Ģ6. Just heard the weather forecast for tomorrow: 90% chance of marshmallow rain and chocolate snowflakes! Pack your hot cocoa! Happy April Fools’ Day!Ģ4. Did you know you can make invisible ink at home? Just write your message with lemon juice and heat it in the microwave. It throws you out of bed in the morning!Ģ2. I found the perfect alarm clock for heavy sleepers! It’s called the ‘Out-of-Bed 3000’. Why don’t chickens play pranks on April Fools’ Day? They don’t engage in fowl play.Īlso Read: Story Behind April Fool’s Day Simple April Fool JokesĢ1. What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes? Open-toad.Ģ0. Why don’t eggs play April Fools’ pranks? They might crack each other up.ġ9. What did the mama cow say to her baby after he stayed up too late on April Fools’ Day? “It’s pasture bedtime.”ġ8. Why shouldn’t you tell ducks jokes on April Fools’ Day? They’ll quack up.ġ6. What do you call a group of bunnies hopping away from you? A receding hareline.ġ5. “What’s a jokester’s favorite type of tree? A prankster’s palm – it’s always ready to give a high-five!”ġ4. “Why did the bicycle fall over on April Fools’ Day? Because it was two-tired of standing up!”ġ3. “What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time – perfect for a time-travel prank!”ġ2.

“What did one spring flower say to the other? “Girl, you really got me growing.”ġ1. “What’s a prankster’s favorite instrument? The fool-proof piano!”ġ0. “Why did the tomato turn red on April Fools’ Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!”ĩ. “What do you call a fish who loves to play pranks? A practical jokerfish!”Ĩ. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms on April Fools’ Day? Because they make up everything!”ħ. What’s a prankster’s favorite dessert? Fool’s gold cake!Ħ. One to hold the bulb and three to turn the chair.ĥ. How many fools does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. Why should you avoid the stairs on April Fools’ Day? Because they’re always up to something.Ĥ. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?ģ.

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